Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Pine Mountain 6/15/23

 Pine Mountain must be a pretty good fishing lale for all of you to do as well as you did. I dee there is a change at the top with Mark & Luther taking over the top spot. Good job guys. From now on this year, I'm judt going to update the points and standings, unless I have some witty or forthwright to say. It's hard not being there with you, and even harder to write about assholes and dick heads when I'm not part of the action.

For the current standings click HERE.

Event detail is HERE.

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Pelican 6/7/23

The bitch was pretty calm last Thursday...strange for Pelican. It wasn't as good as last year, but the totals were decent.Troy & Brent walked away with the win scoring 32 points while Mark & Luther hauled in the biggest fish, that being 29 5/8 inch pike. Pretty good fish! Next up is Pine Mountain tomorrow, 6/15 from 6-9:30...have fun! I've gotta gig.

For event detail click HERE.

For updated standings click HERE

Monday, June 5, 2023

2023 Season is Here & Underway on Gull 5/25/23, Titled the "Rise of the Dick Heads"

 Wow, the points on Gull this year crushed last years total...that bodes well for the rest of the season. What might not bode well for the majority of the league? The boys haven't forgotten how to fish afterall. I think Craig & Brandon were christened the new dick heads last year since the original dick heads quit. If not, I don't apoligize to give them that moniker because someone has to be dick heads, and I can't think of two better dick heads to have the designation of dick heads than those two dick heads. (I just set a new Guiness world record by using dick head four times during a sentence of 60 words or less, beating out the previous record by a teeny tiny two letter word) They certanily deserved the title after walking away with the highest point total for the night with 37, beating out Mark & Luther by one fish. A 2 point walleye that actually netted them 7 points because of the tri-fecta, secured them a 6 point win. A dinky little two point walleye gives them a six point win! How dick headish is that? But, that's what dick heads do. Of course the Wallin's didn't have to be the pussy's they were by not catching a walleye...just sayin'. Another dick head move was to earn big fish honors with a 27.5 inch pike. So as of right now, they are the team to beat going into Pelican on the 8th. Sorry to say boys, but Pelican is one of their best lakes.

 You know, since I'm an invalid and unable to fish this year, it would have been nice to have a couple of walleye's filleted and ready for my frying pan, but none of you dick heads thought about that did you?


BTW, I'm having my left knee replaced on August 9th, and the right knee replaced 6-8 weeks later. Fun times ahead.


For the schedule including rain out dates, click HERE

The standings can be found HERE

Event detail HERE.