Week Three - Edward 6/13/19

There are three things I will remember Lake Ed for in 2019. It was a beautiful night, net boy and I sucked ass and team asshole did it again. Team asshole had the most points, the biggest walleye, the biggest pike and the biggest fish. La-te-da and whoop-te-do team asshole. You're not only assholes, but you're making the rest of us look like we've never fished before! So, in essence, you're living up to your name, you asshole jerk ass assholes.

It really was a nice night though, but I can tell you without a doubt, that lead core didn't work for walleyes. Net boy and I caught 3 pike on it, but that's it. I don't think anyone else was using it. Most of the fish caught that night came late, and from what I could tell, live bait worked. On average, it was a down night, so I think the weather change had something to do with it.

While re-reading the 437 page league rule book last night, I ran across an interesting rule on page 239, Article IV, Section VI, paragraph 2A. It states, and I quote: "At least one of the league participants must own the vessel in which they fishest out ofeth. League officials may initiate a title search at anytime, which at that point, one of the participants must produce a valid title showing they owneth the vessel in which they fishest out ofeth. If said title cannot be producededdaeth, then said participant has 24 hours to provide said title. If said participant cannot or willfully will not producededdaeth said title, then said vessel in question will be immediately confiscated and burned. In addition, all points will be disavowed, and said perpetrators will be banned not only frometh the league, but banned from fishing for lifeth." I bring this up, because a league official will be at the landing on Roosevelt this coming Thursday to check titles.

That'l do for now. Roosevelt on the 27th from 6-9:30. My 43rdeth wedding anniversary is the day before, so I'm taking my bride on a tour of that particular lake as an anniversary present...should be fun!

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Week Two - Pelican Lake - 6/6/2019

I actually didn't hear how a lot of the fish were caught, because the mosquitoes were so thick, that every time you'd opened your mouth, one would fly in. I didn't have that problem though because of my stogie. So, if the rest of you wimps would man up and smoke your own, you wouldn't have to stand so close to me, and maybe, just maybe, the skeeters would have a hard time penetration our inner circle. Given the chance that you can't smoke one without puking your guts out, I'll bring my fogger to Edward on Thursday.

There were less fish caught than there were on Gull, but Pelican is usually a friggn bitch when it comes to wind, and we didn't have to deal with any at all. I'll take less fish any day and not deal with wind than fight it all night long. Last weeks point winners (team asshole) left without collecting their money, and the big fish guys (Chad & Dad) didn't bother to show up, so the rest of us went to Andy's in Crosslake and closed the place down because everything we ordered didn't cost us a thing. Ya can't beat the mushrooms at Andy's, and they tasted even better since they were free. Thanks guys!

So, last years champions pulled off the win on Pelican by catching one Walleye...the only Walleye caught that night, and it was enough to put them over the top. Not only that, they are now in first place, so maybe last year wasn't a fluke, as much as I hate to admit that. It's a long season though, so the rest of us have plenty of time to take those mofos down. Big fish pot went to Jamie & Chuck with a 30.75 inch pike. All in all, except for the skeeters, a good time was had by most.

Next up in Edward, this coming Thursday the 13th. CU then.

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