Week Eight - North fn Long - 8/29/2019

Before we get to the fishing part of the evening on North fn Long, I must address the protest brought in front of the group, which included said commissioner, regarding the name team asshole. The protest was brought by the team of Steve & Brandon. They felt slighted by the commissioner’s lack of understanding of what it takes to actually earn the aforementioned team name of asshole. Steve and Brandon stated that they have tried awful hard over the years to earn the name, which Sam immediately backed up as truth, and once they brought it up and the rest of us thought about it, we all agreed that they really are assholes and most definitely should have the name instead of the new guys. So, as an official act, the commissioner has deemed that Steve & Brandon shall be forever know as team asshole.

Since there is a new/old team asshole on the block, the question arises on what to do with the old/new team asshole? An immediate solution to the problem was proposed by Steve (asshole number one I believe). He suggested that they should be called team dickhead. Without really knowing it, he came up with the only name that makes sense. As I was thinking about this, I started down the alphabet. A for asshole, can’t use B for butthole because they are essentially the same thing, and since this blog is read by both sexes, we can’t use C for the word that shall never be mentioned in mixed company that ends in T, so that brings us to D and the word that is used much too often in mixed company “dickhead”. So Jason and Brett are now team dickhead, but I will not be going back and correcting the official record this year, so it is up to the reader to make the proper distinction hereto and hence from the beginning of 2019.

Speaking of team D, their ole aholes may start to pucker a little bit as the standings are tightening up at the top. They still have a fairly large lead when throwing out the worst nights, but with a show only performance on N fn Long, it doesn’t leave any room for error over the last two events. These last two are total wildcards when it comes to points. If you know the river and the WF chain, then you’ll be ok, but I’ve seen some big fish come out of the river especially, so time will tell. Speaking of time, the last two are four-hour events starting at 4:00, ending at 8:00.

First time winners this year for N fn Long with Troy and Ryan pulling off the win with 31 points. Big fish went to team Jack, and oh, his dad Sam, with a 28.75 inch pike.

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